7 edition of Great one-liners found in the catalog.
Includes over 1,000 one-line gags from the author and other personalities, including George Burns, W.C. Fields, Mark Twain, and Robert Benchley.
|Statement||by Gene Perret with Terry Perret Martin ; illustrated by Myron Miller.|
|Contributions||Martin, Terry Perret., Miller, Myron, 1948- ill.|
|LC Classifications||PN6163 .P458 1992|
|The Physical Object|
|Pagination||128 p. :|
|Number of Pages||128|
|LC Control Number||92026651|
Thank you for caring about copyright. I've got about as much self control as two rabbits on a first date. She blinded me with library science. If at first you don't succeed Yeah, I leave. It's too hard to get back up.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. I am at one with my duality. The roundest knight at King Arthur's table was Sir Cumference. They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
It was in a zoo. This will gratify some and astonish the rest. The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. That's common sense leaving your body.
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The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money. Scanning newspapers, writing and rewriting, passionately arguing that a mango is funnier fruit than a pineapple - and eventually it will be less than 10 seconds on the air, including the laughter of the audience.
There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you. While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery. Bachelors know more about women than married men, that's why they not married. A young man visited the librarian every day so he could get into her good books.
What's wrong with me? I enjoy every minute of it. We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour I've lost three days already. Sex is a three-letter word which needs some four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
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