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Great one-liners

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Published by Sterling Pub. Co. in New York .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Wit and humor, Juvenile,
  • Wit and humor,
  • Jokes

  • About the Edition

    Includes over 1,000 one-line gags from the author and other personalities, including George Burns, W.C. Fields, Mark Twain, and Robert Benchley.

    Edition Notes

    Includes index.

    Statementby Gene Perret with Terry Perret Martin ; illustrated by Myron Miller.
    ContributionsMartin, Terry Perret., Miller, Myron, 1948- ill.
    Classifications
    LC ClassificationsPN6163 .P458 1992
    The Physical Object
    Pagination128 p. :
    Number of Pages128
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL1723111M
    ISBN 100806985143
    ISBN 109780806985145
    LC Control Number92026651
    OCLC/WorldCa26503054

    Thank you for caring about copyright. I've got about as much self control as two rabbits on a first date. She blinded me with library science. If at first you don't succeed Yeah, I leave. It's too hard to get back up.

    Past, present, and future walked into a bar. I am at one with my duality. The roundest knight at King Arthur's table was Sir Cumference. They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

    It was in a zoo. This will gratify some and astonish the rest. The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. That's common sense leaving your body.


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